A Discord status is a short message or tagline that represents a user’s current activity or mood. It is displayed next to a user’s username and can be seen by other members of the Discord server. Examples of Discord statuses include “Playing Fortnite,” “Working from home,” or “At the gym.” Discord statuses can be customized by each user and are meant to provide context and information about what the user is currently doing.
100 General Discord Status Ideas (NEW)
| “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.” |
| “Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.” |
| “Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.” |
| “Why did the maths book look sad? Because it had too many problems.” |
| “Why was the maths homework so hard? Because it was trying to find X and it just couldn’t.” |
| “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.” |
| “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.” |
| “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” |
| “Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.” |
| “Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.” |
| “Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.” |
| “Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.” |
| “Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.” |
| “Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.” |
| “Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.” |
| “Why don’t koalas eat hamburgers? They’re on a eucalyptus diet.” |
| “Why do they call it a drive-through if you have to stop?” |
| “Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumbly.” |
| “Why was the physics book sad? It had so many problems.” |
| “Why did the music lover buy headphones? So he could rock and roll all night.” |
| “Why did the athlete go to the bank? To get his runner’s check.” |
| “Why did the caterpillar crawl on the computer? To surf the web.” |
| “Why did the computer go to the doctor? For a virus check.” |
| “Why did the chef bring his hat to the bank? He needed a loan for the restaurant.” |
| “Why did the bee go to the doctor? He had honeycomb disease.” |
| “Why did the dog go to the vet? He had fleas.” |
| “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” |
| “Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.” |
| “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.” |
| “Why did the computer go to the doctor? For a virus check.” |
| “Why did the chef bring his hat to the bank? He needed a loan for the restaurant.” |
| “Why did the bee go to the doctor? He had honeycomb disease.” |
| “Why did the dog go to the vet? He had fleas.” |
| “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” |
| “Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.” |
| “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.” |
| “Why did the computer go to the doctor? For a virus check.” |
| “Why did the chef bring his hat to the bank? He needed a loan for the restaurant.” |
| “Why did the bird go to the computer store? To buy a tweetbook.” |
| “Why did the duck go to the doctor? He had a quack attack.” |
| “Why did the bee go to the party? He heard it was buzzing.” |
| “Why did the frog go to the bank? To get a jump on his finances.” |
| “Why did the fish go to the doctor? He had a case of the scales.” |
| “Why did the sheep go to the salon? For a woolly haircut.” |
| “Why did the horse go to the therapist? He had a stable emotional state.” |
| “Why did the cat go to the space station? To catch a comet.” |
| “Why did the elephant go to the library? To read some tall tales.” |
| “Why did the dog go to the disco? He wanted to dance with his paws.” |
| “Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.” |
| “Why did the carpenter bring his hammer to the party? He wanted to nail the fun.” |
| “Why did the singer go to the bank? To make a deposit of his voice.” |
| “Why did the skateboarder go to the restaurant? He wanted to take a bite out of life.” |
| “Why did the astronaut go to the bar? He wanted to explore the universe.” |
| “Why did the cowboy go to the hair salon? He wanted a lasso-trim.” |
| “Why did the baker bring his rolling pin to the party? He wanted to roll with the fun.” |
| “Why did the clown bring his balloon to the party? He wanted to lift the mood.” |
| “Why did the sculptor bring his hammer to the party? He wanted to carve out some fun.” |
| “Why did the painter bring his canvas to the party? He wanted to capture the moment.” |
| “Why did the farmer bring his cows to the party? He wanted to moo-ve to the music.” |
| “Why did the teacher bring her ruler to the party? She wanted to measure the fun.” |
| “Why did the drummer bring his drum to the party? He wanted to beat the fun.” |
| “Why did the musician bring his guitar to the party? He wanted to strum some fun.” |
| “Why did the ballerina bring her ballet shoes to the party? She wanted to dance on her toes.” |
| “Why did the chef bring his apron to the party? He wanted to whip up some fun.” |
| “Why did the mechanic bring his wrench to the party? He wanted to tighten the fun.” |
| “Why did the electrician bring his wire stripper to the party? He wanted to lighten the mood.” |
| “Why did the firefighter bring his hose to the party? He wanted to douse the fun.” |
| “Why did the plumber bring his plunger to the party? He wanted to unclog the fun.” |
| “Why did the doctor bring her stethoscope to the party? She wanted to hear the fun.” |
| “Why did the nurse bring her syringe to the party? She wanted to inject some fun.” |
| “Why did the scientist bring his lab coat to the party? He wanted to experiment with fun.” |
| “Why did the astronaut bring his helmet to the party? He wanted to be out of this world.” |
| “Why did the magician bring his wand to the party? He wanted to cast some magic on the fun.” |
| Why did the sports player bring their ball to the party? They wanted to score some fun.” |
10 discord status ideas for ROBLOX players
| “Building my dream world in Roblox 🚧💡” |
| “Living my best life in Roblox 🎮🏙️” |
| “Exploring new Roblox games 🕵️♂️🎢” |
| “Creating the ultimate Roblox avatar 💄👕” |
| “Playing Roblox with friends 🤝🎮” |
| “Mastering Roblox game skills 💪🎮” |
| “Building and designing in Roblox 💻🏠” |
| “In the Roblox world, anything is possible 🌎🚀” |
| “Roblox offers endless fun and creativity 🎨🎮” |
| “Roblox is where I let my imagination run wild 💭🎨” |
20 discord status ideas in style of Shakespeare
| “To be or not to be, that is the question.” |
| “All the world’s a stage.” |
| “To thine own self be true.” |
| “All that glitters is not gold.” |
| “To err is human, to forgive divine.” |
| “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” |
| “There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” |
| “All is fair in love and war.” |
| “The course of true love never did run smooth.” |
| “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” |
| “The wish is father to the thought.” |
| “The game is up.” |
| “Time flies when you’re having fun.” |
| “The devil can quote scripture for his purpose.” |
| “I will wear my heart upon my sleeve.” |
| “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.” |
| “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” |
| “The truth will out.” |
| “There’s nothing new under the sun.” |
| “What’s past is prologue.” |
10 discord status ideas for IdleRPG players
| “Questing for treasure in IdleRPG” |
| “Fighting monsters and leveling up in IdleRPG” |
| “Building my kingdom in IdleRPG” |
| “Gathering resources in IdleRPG” |
| “Exploring the world of IdleRPG” |
| “Solving puzzles in IdleRPG” |
| “Training my hero in IdleRPG” |
| “Recruiting allies in IdleRPG” |
| “Discovering new lands in IdleRPG” |
| “Becoming the ultimate champion in IdleRPG.” |
10 discord status ideas for PokeMeow players
| “Catching ’em all in PokeMeow” |
| “Training my team in PokeMeow” |
| “Battling gym leaders in PokeMeow” |
| “Exploring the world of PokeMeow” |
| “Hatching eggs in PokeMeow” |
| “Evolving my Pokemon in PokeMeow” |
| “Completing my Pokedex in PokeMeow” |
| “Joining a Pokemon league in PokeMeow” |
| “Gathering resources in PokeMeow” |
| “Becoming a Pokemon Master in PokeMeow.” |
10 discord status ideas for Call of Duty players
| “Engaging in epic battles in Call of Duty 🔥🎮” |
| “Ruling the battlefield in Call of Duty 💪🎯” |
| “Dominating multiplayer with my Call of Duty squad 💥👥” |
| “Sharpening my shooting skills in Call of Duty 🎯💥” |
| “Living for the thrill of Call of Duty 💥🎮” |
| “Call of Duty: where strategy meets firepower 🎯💥” |
| “Pushing the limits in Call of Duty 🚀🎮” |
| “Call of Duty: a true test of courage 💪🎯” |
| “Unleashing my inner soldier in Call of Duty 💥💪” |
| “Call of Duty: where every match is a new adventure 🎮💥” |
10 discord status ideas for Fortnite players
| “Building my way to Victory Royale in Fortnite 🏆🛠️” |
| “Dancing my way through the Fortnite map 🕺🎶” |
| “Surviving till the end in Fortnite 💪🏆” |
| “Outwitting my opponents in Fortnite 🕵️♂️🏆” |
| “Living for the Fortnite rush 💥🏆” |
| “Mastering the art of the Fortnite build battle 🛠️💥” |
| “Exploring the colourful world of Fortnite 🌈🏰” |
| “Building my way to the top in Fortnite 🏆🛠️” |
| “Fortnite: where anything is possible 💥🏰” |
| “Ready for my next Victory Royale in Fortnite 💪🏆” |
